1. reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

    Myself

    (via timewontflys)

     

    1. me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
    2. me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
     

  2. lostboys5sos:

    thetremblingofmyhand:

    if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

    UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

    (via petrichor-icofalipatorius)

     

  3. therealallecto:

    scaredpotter:

    the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

    also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

    (via carry-on-my-muggle-assbutt)

     
  4. snowsann:

    this is pretty sad actually

    (via clockworkneko)

     

  5. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via horrible-channel)

     

  6. So I went to buy a book today

    1. Me: Hey, do you have-
    2. Woman behind the counter: *holds out the exact book I was gonna ask for* this?
    3. Me: ...
    4. Me: Yes..
    5. Me: ?????
    6. Woman: Lucky guess
    7. Woman: So that's it, huh? No social life for three days?
    8. Me: Well, yeah, except I never have a social life anyway..
    9. Woman: ..books are better.
    10. Idk man I think that moment was beautiful
     
  7. 5pointpalmexplodingheartechnique:

    assachusetts:

    it’s been about 4 days and this message is still haunting

    this is so internet….

    (via horrible-channel)

     
  8. 60squeens:

    coldhardground:

    phobs-heh:

    khan2kool:

    sassafras-manson:

    ryanvallejo:

    ktkeen96:

    theecamerondallas:

    i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

    ITS BACK

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE

    IT’S BACK

    This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

    gonna reblog it everytime

    OMG WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?

    why need social life when you can have this?

    (Source: ryanhatesthis, via timewontflys)

     

  9. Anonymous said: (Moose call)

    asksupernaturalships:

    Sam: That is not funny

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